Hey, thanks for coming back. And thanks for the messages about the HCI tests on your own parents. Why am I not surprised that all of them scored so highly on the X-Factor/pizza/ice-cream request? I'll take answers from the audience... anyone? ANYONE??
Okay, well I would deduce from this mean outcome- no not THAT mean, not horrible mean, I mean, the mean of..... the average score over many controlled tests - so, the 'mean outcome' shows- IMHO as a young scientist - that those parents affected by some zombieness retain a certain level of conscious thought over the PCT in their brain - that is, a Parental Control Trigger. This is the very trigger that allows them to continue to control us, the ones who are the youngest in the family. Arguably we are those least able to defend ourselves against such arbitrary decisions as:
- Time to do homework
- Eating pizza five nights a week
- Time to go to bed
- Doing chores
- Building an omega zombie reverse electron magnifier
I know you guys get this.
I've pointed out before that zombie brains and human brains are different - one's pink and healthy and the other is... actually I don't know 'cos I haven't dissected a zombie* yet but, the other is likely to be green and unhealthy.
With this in mind, I have detected the PCT to be part of the limbic system which is located in the temporal lobe and interestingly THIS part of the brain controls EMOTIONS. See my diagram below:
I'm going out on a limb here but I'm going to deduce from that deduction earlier that parents with a low or even medium level of zombieness actually still care about their kids.
It's a breakthrough. But not enough to help us- yet. Stay alert. Stay tuned. Until next time...
*If you have dissected a zombie brain, can you share your research with me? There will be rewards.